FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONCASE FILE X-00B02-β — SUBLEVEL
BASEMENT B.
Authorised personnel only. And pigeons.
INVENTORY
14 chairs, 3 of which are tables. 1 filing cabinet (locked, key lost in 1997). 1 poster. It says I WANT TO BELIEVE IN PARKING. Behind it, a second poster, half torn: I AM NOT A MOOSE.
NOTICE
The coffee machine is not broken. It is thinking. Please be patient.
MAINTENANCE LOG
Replaced lightbulb. Lightbulb replaced itself. Replaced it back.