FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
CASE FILE X-00007-ΞΆ β MISFILED
DOSSIER SEVEN.
Filed under: Miscellaneous / Moose / Dental
FINDINGS
The subject was observed standing near a lake. The lake was not observed. The subject was a Tuesday.
Conclusion:
probably cheese
.
WITNESS STATEMENT
"I saw a light in the sky, and then I saw a second light, and then I went home for soup." β Witness #4, who is also Witness #2.
RECOMMENDATION
Return this file to the cabinet marked
BANANA
. Do not read the cabinet. Do not look at the banana.
← RETURN TO BASE