FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONCASE FILE X-00000-∅ — VOID
MOVE ALONG.
Seriously. There is nothing here. Why are you still reading.
REPORT
Nothing happened. Nobody was there. The moose was elsewhere.
The elsewhere was also nothing.
CLEARANCE
Required clearance: RUTABAGA (this is not a clue, this is a vegetable).
NEXT STEPS
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